Thursday, June 23, 2005

worlds collide so often i wonder if
i should only confide in myself
through self these secrets
remain free from truth seekers
dots stay disconnnected
and paths of pasts can't be traced
i'm past my past
but my past always passes me up
to shadow me the present
the present presents more future
than my pasts
but when my past paths connect
i can't wait to get past my future.

but lord knows that i'll crash into it eventually.

1:09 AM
------ Saturday, June 18, 2005

mattie G and weigh in on one of the greatest debates of our time

jon: raise yr voice
jon: such a good movie
matt: my parents are sleeping
jon: no...
jon: the film
matt: OH
matt: indie?
jon: raise your voice?
matt: yesh
jon: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361696/
matt: haha i love her
matt: she reigns supreme over lindsey
jon: i dunno
matt: come on maaann
jon: eh...
jon: lindsay KILLED in mean girls
matt: mtv movie awards??
matt: yeah but thats not the lindsey now
jon: it's just a temporary distraction
matt: noo lindsey now is soo gross
jon: she'll be back in tip top shape in no time
matt: nah man seh lost soo much weight and i think its a permanent fix to her
jon: no man
jon: give her a month
jon: she'll be redheaded and freckled in no time
matt: but not with the weight
matt: that was the best part
jon: nah she'll be back in meangirls thickness
matt: she wont trust me
matt: she looked liek she was satisfied with no meat
jon: she needs to stop kickin it with paris that's why
matt: http://img250.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img250&image=nyg46052733pih0sa.jpg
matt: i dont think shell stop
jon: all it takes is a halo halo to turn her life around
matt: she doesnt have the jungle fever i know it
jon: and hillary does?!?!
matt: not saying but shes hotter
matt: for sure
jon: hillary is the anti-jungle fever
matt: no i jsut said that cus u said it takes a halo halo to turn ll around
matt: shes not even thick anymore
jon: well she's just stressed out
jon: she'll be back
jon: she can turn that around
matt: i guess but hilarry is long time
jon: http://photos1.flickr.com/233458_9fc3164531.jpg lindsay WILL be back in top form
matt: thats more like it
jon: in a couple years, hillary's gonna look like her sister
matt: no wayy
matt: its not possible
jon: does anyone even know her sister's name?
jon: no
jon: exactly
matt: haley duff lol
jon: and in a few years, the younger duff will suffer the same fate
matt: NO WAY
jon: we'll discuss this matter later, the cousin samantha just popped in clueless
jon: i gotta get my stacey dash on
matt: ha
matt: she doesnt age
jon: not at all

2:27 AM
------ Friday, June 17, 2005

nothing is as beautiful as when she believes in me

12:14 PM
------ Friday, June 10, 2005

airport talk

I write this to you straight from Sacramento International Airport. They changed the name from Sacramento Metro Airport to Sacramento International a few years ago. I think they stole the name from the International House of Pancakes. I think there's one or two flights out to Mexico, but I think that's about it. I doubt that's enough to warrant the title of "international".

So I neglected to remove my laptop from my backpack before going through the security checkpoint. My bad. So they took me to the side and told me they were going to search through my backpack. The girl that was doing the searching seemed like she was new to the whole security checkpoint deal. A woman, who looked like her supervisor, stood beside here making sure that she did everything properly.

"Make sure you tell him what yr about to do. Good. Now take the laptop out. Run the backpack through the x-ray again. Good. Yr getting the hang of this."

This is supposed to make me feel safe? No really...

Hold up. I'm watching the Spurs/Pistons game right now, and took a shot of a nun at the game hella cheering the Spurs on. That hella made me weak.

Anyways, she asks me if I wanted her to conduct the search in private. How convenient. Next time, I'll load up my backpack with 10 jumbo-sized dildos and again neglect to remove my laptop from my backpack. Next time, when they ask me if I wanted to do this in private, I'll tell them, "No, it's okay." Then they'll run the risk of embarassment as they pull each dildo out my backpack one by one while I sit there laughing my ass off.

Standard prcocedure requries them to wipe down the inside of the case and the laptop with a cloth. They then run this cloth through a machine. When I asked what they're looking for, The supervisor lady replied, "Well...the government doesn't allow us to say what we're looking for. We're only supposed to say, 'hazardous material'. Basically we look for some sort of residue. But yr a smart guy, you can figure it out right?"

Uh...residue...

Like the astroglide dripping off a jumbo sized dildo?

I don't get it. If the laptop already went through the x-ray, is it really necessary to check for residue? Unless, they're trying to say that you can't identify a bomb with the x-ray alone.

There's an announcement that repeats every 10 minutes explaining that the emergency vehicles situatated outside of Terminal A are part of a training security exercise and that there is not a real emergency going on. It's just an emergency drill. Cool.

I feel safe. No really...

And this woman next to me won't stop fucking looking at at my computer. I'd move, but i'm right in front of the TV. And the Pistons are getting whooped. Four minutes left, down by fourteen. Ginobili is a one man Piston killer.

I want to post this online right now, but they charge you a fucking $6.75 to use the internet. I'm cool. I'll wait till seattle.

my time is held up extremely for cookies

song of the summer: "ditty" - paperboy

do the ditty if you want to because then i can see if i want you

i want a girl who can do the ditty.

12:04 AM
------ Friday, June 03, 2005

2 down, 2 to go

Wisdom toof #2 was removed this morning. My uncle proved to be a seasoned vet at toof-pulling. As soon as he finished numbing the gums and hitting me with the novicane, he pulled that jawn out in under 5 minutes. Gangsta! Again I was subject to the whiplash from the "elevator" and the sickening crunch of the tooth being pulled out.

He explained the x-rays to me. Apparently one of my bottom wisdom teeth grew in kinda sideways, trying to be different or some shit. I'm gonna need an oral surgeon to get it out. They're gonna have to cut through the bone because it might end up splitting if they used the "elevator".

speaking of teeth coming out

Little Opie sure has come a long way since carrying fishing poles on the Andy Griffith Show. *whistles theme song* I remember when I was off from school, that would be the only thing on TV during the daytime. It was a black and white back to back. Leave it to Beaver followed by The Andy Griffith Show. Anyways, Little Opie...ERRRRR...Ron Howard is all grown up and directing movies now.

I watched Cinderella Man with my parents tonight. Brilliant film. I think the best part of the movie were the fight scenes. Ron Howard did a superb job directing and editing them. Hella tight shots with quick edits made them seem hella real and intense. Good job Opie. I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Oscar came around to visit you again.

while eating at willie's...

I saw a cop car that had "STAY AWAY" on the side. No really...

11:57 PM
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