Monday, August 25, 2003

lazy ass
i did not leave my house all day today. i am unhappy with that, yet find it quite amusing. basically i'm killing time till thursday.

thursday
goodbye sacto, hello seattle (shat-el!)

mags
i really like the way magazines look when they're stacked up. i have two piles on my desk.

money
i can't wait till i go back to school and get a job. my eyes are bigger than my wallet

pyc
pyc was dope yesterday. curiousities RAWK!

denny's
went to denny's again after pyc yesterday. i really love their complete breakfasts for $4.99 deal. i call it the pimp/secret menu because it's not on the regular menu.

slow jams
why the fuck am i listening to them?


11:09 PM

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Friday, August 22, 2003

flash!
i love those storms that happen in the summer. usually we don't really get any of that here in sacto, but today we got it. i've been watching the lightning show outside of my window for a few hours now. it started this afternoon with big, fat, raindrops. then came the thunder and lightning. i love the sounds that raindrops make. at my old house i used to leave my window open all the time because the rain would make beats off the pavement. today, you were able to hear each individual raindrop. it was dope.

hammer 2, no onions
went to one of my sacto spots with judzon and lei today. we all had lunch at willie's. i really like that burger joint. so does pretty much everyone else in sacto. they're famous for their chilli, which goes on burgers/fries/whatever. i like their milkshakes.

boom!
had some good launches last night with mark and mike. we went out to some housing development in natomas to launch. the potato launcher broke on us a couple times though. so mark and i amused ourselves by playing in the empty, unfinished houses while mike fixed the spud bazooka. a car came by and we hid the launcher and played it cool. it then circled around the block and stopped to see what we were doing. the driver asked us...

"what are you really doing?"
oh we're just launching potatos.
"oh gosh...*shakes head*"
do you wanna join?
"no thanks"

carmen electra is pretty hot.

fun fun fun
had a pretty good bbq with the boys from high school yesterday. this was before the spud launching of course. it was fun getting back with the guys and chopping shit up. i was kinda thinking about how college affected us all. last year, everyone was all emo with their goodbyes. like "oh it's been a great 4 years, man i'ma miss you guys a lot". now it's like, "okay dude, see you in a few months." now it's just weird seeing some of my friends who are just starting college go through the same nostalgic shit i went through last year. i think it's because i know that when i'll really miss those folks is when i'm actually in santa cruz. just like how right now i miss my santa cruz folks.


2:43 AM

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Tuesday, August 19, 2003

beep beep
i dragged my ass out of bed at 7:45 this morning to go to hell#2...ERRRR...traffic school. (hell #1 of course being reserved for the DMV) i attended a place called pizza4u traffic school. i could've sworn i signed up for a comedy traffic school. anyway pizza4u's landlords made it illegal for the traffic school people to park in their parking lot. i guess the complaint was that the traffic school was taking away spaces from the other tenants in the complex. so i had to park my car two blocks down arden way. fun... i was then subjected to 8 hours worth of lecture/video on driving safety. the instructor wasn't very funny, if this was supposed to be a comedy school. well he did have some okay jokes but nothing to make me LOL.

"you shouldn't be under the influence of any depressents while driving. this includes alcohol and country music."

he also slightly resembled shawn michaels. he tried to relate to us lawbreakers by repeatedly saying "i don't want to be here either". it got me thinking how much life must suck for this guy. every day he goes to some place where he doesn't want to be. i guess that's like working at the dmv. we ended up getting pizza for lunch, hence the name pizza4u. there are some greedy muthafuckas out there when it comes to pizza. i saw this one guy peel off 3 slices the first time around, and hit another 3 up for seconds. the most interesting part of the whole thing was the section on drugs and alcohol. before this i was doing the whole head bob/falling asleep thing. kinda funny cause he was lecturing about falling asleep behind the wheel. anyway he went into great detail about drugs (great enough for me to think he knew what he was talking about ). we ended up getting out of class an hour early. yay.

giants win 5-3
barry bonds is savage.

wiky wiky
took a trip to dimple records just to look/listen to stuff. i really hate window shopping. i end up with more drool on myself than glenda's kid giovanni. when i finally start my career, i want to start collecting vinyl. yeah...

dateline
we watched this dateline special on driving safety at pizza4u. i'm not a regular dateline viewer, so i dunno if this holds true to all episodes, but i found their driving safety segment very similar to children's programing.

"now the best way to check yr distance from the car in front of you is by using the three second rule. you viewers at home try counting with me."

haha...it's kinda funny the way television is able to program us.


11:18 PM

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Sunday, August 17, 2003

don't call it a comeback!
hello folks, and welcome to another edition of the stankpizzle showizzle. i've been on hiatus for awhile now. i dunno why, i just didn't really feel like writing. but it's all good cause i'm bizack.

state fair
went to the fair today with some kaibigan. most of the time it was me, ej, josh, kevin, alfred, aj, and geoff. I SAW A 600 POUND LECHON! it was pretty massive. they had it doing all kinds of different stunts and tricks. *random thought* i was wearing a hat all day, and now that i'm hatless here at home...it still feels like i'm wearing a hat *end random thought*. so food at the fair is too expensive. i had a $1.00 powerade, a $4.00 berry freeze, and went halfsies on a $5.00 curly fry. i didn't ride any rides this year. they had some crazy looking ones though. i did play one game however. it was a pool game. you make four balls in without winning and you win a stuffed animal. i ended up winning a scooby doo doll. i tried picking up ladies with, "hey...i just wanted to show scooby how cute you were". it got a couple smiles here and there. i also met this cool kid charlene. she's gonna be a frosh at ucsb next year. she tried to get me and the guys to get a free radio (which none of us got). we ended up trying to hook her up with geoff.

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh school
when we were walking into the midway, my friend amanda said, "this really feels like high school". the more i thought about it, the more i noticed it did. i guess being away from sacto makes you notice things like these. also, wassup with the girls? i think my mind is messed up. it seemed like EVERY girl there was way too young. i was telling aj, "if you see a girl, subtract 5 years from how old you think she is." but what i'm really wondering, is where were all these girls when I was in high school?

there was a lot of walking today. alot.



2:05 AM

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